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Ruff
39 years old (Aquarius) / Female / United States - Online
All E-mail gladly received. Offensive reply ASAP.
corneliabranson
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A chicken is an eggs way of producing more eggs.
33 years old (Scorpio) / Female / United States - Online
Microsoft Windows
kirstenbroughto
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The irony of life is that no one gets out alive
47 years old (Scorpio) / Female / United States - Online
Funny off-topic messages are always on-topic.
ameliahancock
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
49 years old (Capricorn) / Female / United States - Online
Dont steal. The government hates competition.
cathycarvalho
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Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
43 years old (Taurus) / Female / United States - Online
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
ilarider
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Megabyte: A nine course dinner.
42 years old (Leo) / Female / United States - Online
Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
lorrainelindsey
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SENILE.COM: out of memory
31 years old (Capricorn) / Female / United States - Online
Everyone hates me because Im paranoid
tamikagagne
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Dont play stupid with me! Im better at it.
29 years old (Libra) / Female / United States - Online
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
melodyhildreth
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A Shower is the halfway point between Bed and World.
25 years old (Capricorn) / Female / United States - Online
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
goldieslone
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Funny off-topic messages are always on-topic.
43 years old (Capricorn) / Female / United States - Online
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
debbiemelvin
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Imagination is more important than knowledge - Einstein
48 years old (Gemini) / Female / United States - Online
Im a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore Im perfect.
cassandrasaucie
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I wish life had a scroll-back buffer
26 years old (Sagittarius) / Female / United States - Online
The first step to making a dream come true is to wake up
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